Let's become Serious Friends™

These inbox love letters are for the intelligent and slightly burnt-out-but-still-dangerous humans trying to build a future they don’t secretly resent.


The diagrams are 🔥 The jokes are oddly accurate. And this is how you remember you’re not alone.

    Your data is sacred. No selling or whispering to shady ad goblins in dark alleyways.
    Unsubscribe anytime. I won’t take it personally. Probably.